“What do you call a cow with no legs jokes” is a common question asked by people who are looking for a laugh. There are many different ways to answer this question but the most common answer is “a stub.” Other answers to this question include “a trip to the zoo” and “a cattle drive.”
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A ground beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Steak.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
A trip-tip roast.
What do you call a cow with four legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs and no arms?
A hamburger.
What do you call a cow with one leg and one arm?
A arm-chair.
What do you call a cow with two legs and two arms?
A sofa.
What do you call a cow with three legs and three arms?
A recliner.
What do you call a cow with four legs and four arms?
A dead cow.
