If you’re in the United States you might call a cow in an earthquake a “Beefalo.” If you’re in Australia you might call it a “Wagyu.” But really there’s no definitive answer to this question.
Cattle are often associated with earthquakes as they are among the most sensitive animals to seismic activity. Seismic waves cause cows to stampede which can lead to them being trampled or otherwise injured.
In the 2010 Haiti earthquake many cows were killed in the resulting stampede. In the 2011 Christchurch earthquake a herd of cows caused traffic chaos as they fled the shaking ground.
So while there’s no definitive answer to the question of what to call a cow in an earthquake it’s safe to say that it’s not a good idea to be anywhere near one when the ground starts shaking.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A quake-cow.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A tramp-cow.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A ground beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
A limousine.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
A steak.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
A tripod.
What do you call a cow with four legs?
A quadrupole.
What do you call a cow with no tail?
A asp.
What do you call a cow with a big nose?
A proboscis.
What do you call a cow with a small nose?
A nub.
What do you call a cow with no head?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a cow with one head?
A monoceros.
What do you call a cow with two heads?
A bisected.
What do you call a cow with three heads?
A trisected.
What do you call a cow with four heads?
A quadrisected.
