A man walks into a bar with an ostrich. The ostrich immediately begins to drink heavily and the man is forced to carry it out of the bar. “Why did you do that?” the man asks the ostrich. “I don’t know” the ostrich replies. “But I’m thirsty.”
What does the man do with the ostrich once he’s inside the bar?
The man orders a drink for himself and a drink for the ostrich.
