There’s nothing quite like a good pig joke to get you laughing. And what do you call a pretty pig joke? A top-notch porker!
Here are some of our favorite Pig Jokes:
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A: Lots of bacon!
Q: Why did the pig go to the party?
A: Because he was invited!
Q: How do you catch a pig?
A: You tie him to a post!
Q: How do you stop a charging pig?
A: Take away his credit card!
Q: Why did the pig join the band?
A: Because he loved the sound of the trumpet!
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop!
Q: What do you call a pig that can fly?
A: A bacon-wrapped airplane!
Q: How do you catch a runaway pig?
A: You put salt on his tail!
Q: How do you make a pig laugh?
A: Tell him a porky joke!
Q: What do you call a pig with no legs?
A: A groundhog!
Q: What’s a pig’s favorite TV show?
A: The pork-chop infomercial!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
What do you call a pretty pig joke?
Answer: A sowspender.
What do you call a pig with a curriculum vitae?
Answer: A porkfolio.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Answer: A pork chop.
What do you call a pig that can generate electricity?
Answer: A power hog.
What do you call a pig that likes to drink champagne?
Answer: A bubbly pig.
What do you call a pig that’s afraid of eggs?
Answer: An oinkophobiac.
What do you call a pig that’s been hit by a car?
Answer: A squealer.
What do you call a pig that’s a detectives?
Answer: A hogwash.
What do you call a pig that can paint?
Answer: A sty-list.
What do you call a pig that’s in love?
Answer: A swine in love.
What do you call a pig that’s won the lottery?
Answer: A lucky pig.
What do you call a pig that’s on a diet?
Answer: A light hog.
What do you call a pig that’s lazy?
Answer: A bacon.
What do you call a pig that’s good at math?
Answer: A genius.
What do you call a pig that’s been caught in the rain?
Answer: A wet pig.